PETA, Maybe Look Into This? Pat Robertson's Swans Are Freezing (UPDATED)

Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network campus in Virginia Beach has a pair of swans on its lake because swans mate for life, making them an enduring and inspiring symbol of the Christian values of monogamy and fidelity.

Okay, I just made that up.  I'm pretty sure they're there because somebody at CBN thought swans are fancy.

Anyway, it's so cold in Virginia that the lake is frozen over.  Won't anyone think of the poor swans?  Oh thank you, Wendy Griffith:

Swans sitting by a heating vent.  Nature!

PETA?

UPDATE: PETA's response:

@robertsonsvault If you suspect an animal in need, please report it.

— PETA (@peta) January 30, 2014

Um, I thought I just did?