“A bowel obstruction is being healed right now, that is being taken care of. Somebody else with colitis is being healed, and somebody else with diverticulitis. God is working on people's intestines and colons. There are a number of people with ulcerated colitis and various nervousness… God is giving you peace, just deep settled peace, it'll come all over you…”And other stuff.
Want more? Here's a heretofore infertile woman who Pat impregnated over the air with his healing. Or something like that:
“I used to muse that if this healing and 'word of knowledge' was really happening, why was it relegated to the last few minutes of the show?… Beyond that, if this activity was legitimate, I would think we'd want to fill the entire show with it, but instead we chattered about politics, the economy, or the Supreme Court for most of the show and let God do his healing during the last few minutes.… I just assumed that someday I would understand. I was wrong.
“There was nothing 'mystical' to understand; it was simply 'statistical.' Robertson's little faith-healing procedure is a charade—he simply 'calls out' an illness and predicts its cure, and with millions of viewers the statistical probabilities are that someone will have the disease named and that they will naturally recover.”